Buhtt sex?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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