All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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