mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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