Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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