I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
