Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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