forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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