Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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