help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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