on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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