the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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