Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
