Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
