And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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