what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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