all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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