i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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