Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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