would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Rumble strips road head = magical
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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