the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
try to milk me bitch
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