yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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