bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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