He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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