: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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