Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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