Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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