I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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