at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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