"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
