Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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