I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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