No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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