Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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