i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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