not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I haven't been this sober since birth.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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