"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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