): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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