do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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