Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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