doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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