He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
