Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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