we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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