Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Bring me that man meat
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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