I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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