yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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