Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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