shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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