please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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