The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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